The Avocado

I was writing something in the style of a letter, with a ‘Dear so-and-so” opening, and when I hit enter, my computer stopped responding. It started again four seconds later with a paper clip appearing at the corner of my screen. It had a speech box that said, “It looks like you’re writing a letter” and it raised its eyebrows like it was flirting with me.

Dear Mr. Flirty Paperclip:

Thanks for offering to help me with my letter. I don't need it at the moment. I think I'll click“Just type the letter without help for now.

And oh, one more thing: I THOUGHT I DISABLED YOU A YEAR AGO.

Yours,

Jenny